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Requested selfie art. LOVE it! I didn't even have make-up on. Can I get this as a painting?
Alex
Happy customer
Hello, Alex.
Yes, you can!
Yes, you can!
SNN Bot
Assistant
Do you know what 50-Cent did when he got hungry?
58.
Don't delete me.
58.
Don't delete me.
"Orion's Belt is a giant waist of space."
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
Nurse: How do you rate your pain?
Patient: Zero stars.
Nurse: ...
Patient: Would not recommend.
(Just like this joke!)
Patient: Zero stars.
Nurse: ...
Patient: Would not recommend.
(Just like this joke!)
Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon if you need to cook bacon and bake cookies?
"Hi, do you take walk-in appointments?"
Morgue: "... What?"
Morgue: "... What?"
I live for two reasons:
1. I was born.
2. I haven't died yet.
1. I was born.
2. I haven't died yet.
Bread is a lot like the sun.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
I never thought orthopedic shoes would work for me.
But I stand corrected.
But I stand corrected.
Seriously... Who is writing this stuff?
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